A Shower... of Gossip

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Nothing like a good, old-fashioned wedding shower to catch up on whats been going on all the good small town gossip. One of my good friends from high school, Lauren Mac, is getting married this summer. But the blog today won't be about her or how beautiful she looked or how nice the shower was. Oh no. It will be about the more important things in life -- GOSSIP!

So Annette, her mom, works at a hair salon right in town and if ANYONE has a pulse on Monongahela, its our NetNet.

Well. There was one story NetNet hadn't heard, and thats because it had just happened the night before the shower. And it basically involves my other friend Lindy's mother. To protect her privacy, I promised I'd refer to her as 'Gerwen Hepp'... haha!

Gerwen: Well last night I had a glass of wine --
Lindy: Uhh, you had three, Mom.
Gerwen: Oh. Fine. So I had three glasses of wine....

Long story short, Gerwen drank too much.

She ended up spending the night passed out on her bathroom floor because "she wasn't feeling well." Lindy eventually stumbled upstairs and brought pillows and blankets and slept next to her mom... who was next to the toilet.

Gerwen: And then in the middle of the night my husband, the gimp, tries to go to the bathroom but he can't get his walker past us.

NetNet, suffice it to say, LOVED the story.

As did I.