This is Misery

Toofers, originally uploaded by reasonenoughtocelebrate.

There really AREN'T 'reasons enough to celebrate' when you have to get 8 cavities drilled. And yes, I brush my teeth obsessively. Stop asking.

There's really no reason to rejoice either when you just got 4 of those 8 cavities drilled by a dentist who doesn't even move his mouth when he talks -- therefore you can't understand a WORD he's saying.

Or a dentist who doesn't warn you before he starts shoving needles in your mouth.

Or a dentist who doesn't let you know he's about to throw you into an almost upside down, vertical position so he can drill your molars.

Or a dentist who scheduled your appointments like this:
Wed, July 11th: 4 of 8 teeth drilled
Wed, July 18th: Teeth cleaning

....What about the other four teeth?
How can you forget to schedule the drilling for the other four teeth?

I'm switching dentists.